March 2012
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sjennisca asked: Lmao green lamp, the knock off Green Lantern xD
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Everyone has six names.
1. Your Real name: Sydney 2. Your detective name (Favorite color and favorite Animal): Blue Cat 3. Your soap opera name (middle name and street you live on): THIS ONE’S SECRET SORRYYYY 4. Your Star Wars name (first three letters of last name, first two of middle name, first two of first, last three of last):  Simchsyson 5. Superhero name (color of your shirt, first item to your...
Mar 1st
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Woman v. The Government (with a twist)
Woman: I cannot afford to have a child right now. Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant but I cannot afford to have a child and I'm not ready to be a parent. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I had the child, but I cannot afford to raise him. Will you help me out?
Government: No.
Woman: I guess I'll have to give my child up for adoption.
Barry and Steve: We would love to raise your child. We have been in a committed relationship for 15 years. We have steady careers and are very successful and financially stable. We love children and wish to provide a loving nurturing environment for your child. Would you be willing to give your child to us?
Woman: Sure, as long as it's ok with the government.
Government: No.
Mar 1st
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So my mom watches Survivor, and on this season the two tribes are split men against women, and the two camps are on the same beach. There’s this one dude who is flamboyantly gay and makes a point of hanging out with the women all the time because he’s Only Friends with Girls etc etc, and and he just said “I’m a Republican, not a Democrat, I don’t believe in...
Mar 1st
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poupon: subitoallegra: apprivoise: Smuggler - AC:B Multiplayer (NYCC/NYAF 2011) by http://subitoallegra.tumblr.com ※ all photos from NYCC/NYAF 2011 FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF (hey guys I told you it was a working hidden blade) oh hey that’s pretty cool!
Mar 1st
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Me when I go out: I should've stayed home
Me when I stay home: I should've gone out
Me when i'm around people: i want to be alone
Me when i'm alone: I want to be around people.
Me when I'm inside: I want to go outside
Me when I'm outside: I want to go inside
Mar 1st
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Mar 1st
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>people who still play the game
derples: what is it 2008
Mar 1st
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February 2012
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